Personally, I think more sports teams should take notes from this retroish scene from MVP on SexGaymes starring Paul Carrigan and Patrick Ives. The coach has decided to tell his players that the MVP from the game will get to fuck him. He had his eye on another player, but Patrick persuades him that he was really the MVP, and that he should be the one to score a touchdown in the coach’s end zone after exchanging some really hot blowjobs…. although now that I think about it, isn’t this a baseball team? Eh. You guys come here for the movies, not my innuendos. You probably stopped reading after the word blowjobs if you got that far. Perverts.
Sorry if the title seems a little Strawberry Shortcakeish, but we just got the TwinkTeen channel, and I seriously have four million of these. Anyways, meet Ramsey. He decides that the eggplant colored shirt and pants he has on clashes with that godawful plaid chair, so he strips out of them and starts molesting himself. While he doesn’t eat much, he certainly appears to know where the gym is and feels his toned chest up while doing this cute thing where he sort of grits his teeth and makes other ever so adorable faces before splattering his manbatter across his chest. Enjoy!
Once upon a time, someone was probably like “I’m not sure if I want to breed someone or swallow some cum. Hmm. I like eating ass in the first place. What if I breed someone, then eat the cum out of his ass?” and thus felching was born. For those of you unfamiliar with it, observe this demonstration featuring three guys from the Ricky Raunch channel!
Duh. There’s sex in our VIP rooms and not some lady who just wants to sit down for six minutes or so. Anyways, Talvin slips something into the drink of some naked guy who doesn’t suck any dick or fuck anybody, so he’s fundamentally useless to us. The good news is the two guys Erik Rhodes hires to make it look like they fooled around with the comatose nekkid man are horny, and the nearest cock belongs to Talvin. Poor Talvin’s barely had time to get stripped naked and blown when Erik comes in and gets all scared because he’s afraid Mason’s going to find out, but then he figures if he’s going to get into trouble, he might as well get his dick sucked anyway. I TOTALLY would have done the same thing in this situation. What results is an orgy that gives you something to look at no matter what body type you’re into. It’s sort of like a grey scale only you go from lean, twinkish guys all the way up to Erik and his gigantic chest and arms. FalconTV finally brings me something I can watch with a trick that has completely different taste in men!
I am so sorry if the title for today’s post looks like a thesis or something too intellectual for porn. A bitch is trying to get a research grant. Anyways, here we have Marko Lebeau and Mario Romo on Cocksure Men. Marko starts out blowing Mario, and he does the lollipop thing where he pulls Mario’s cock out of his mouth and licks it, while his cock never leaves Mario’s mouth when it’s his turn to get head. Personally, I think Marko makes a goofy face or three while blowing Mario (although he’s still cute, and I loves me a sloppy blowjob, so I’d still hit it) but he makes some of the most adorable faces ever when Mario plugs his hairy hole.
Istvan and Zack are working outside cleaning some forklifts and other machinery when one of them decides he’d rather see his coworker wet than the forklift. Personally, I couldn’t agree more since the overalls come off once the guy gets moist! There’s not a whole lot of oral in this scene, but fans of High Octane’s Euro muscle twinks fucking in different positions will love this one. These two really seem to like the doggystyle position in the end.
These two teammates make a friendly bet. Naturally, since this is on the SexGaymes channel, the bet involves someone’s dick coming out of their jock strap. They play some one-on-one, and the loser has to suck the winner’s dick. After the match, the winner accuses the loser of throwing the game so he can swallow his cock. I’m inclined to agree, because after he sucks the victor’s dick, he proceeds to demonstrate his ball handling skills, then lies down on the bench so his teammate can abuse his ass first using a towel, then his fat cock.
This week we bring you something I’ve never seen on the Fratmen channel before: chest hair! Meet Max. He likes long walks on the beach, shoveling snow while inappropriately dressed, humping the bedspread, and masturbating on camera for your pleasure! Sadly, the footage from the beach got lost, but three out of four ain’t bad.
I know you were probably expecting some kind of lyric poetry here, but my idea of a poem is something like “Roses are red. Violets get plucked. I’ve got a fat cock, so come over here and get fucked.” Anyway, our daddyish ginger of a football player decides that he’s tired of one of his teammates wearing everyone else’s jock straps when they aren’t looking and leaves one of his hanging on a locker as a sort of penis fly trap. Sure enough, a studly latino guy shows up and takes the bait. Who says you can’t have brains and brawn? The culprit explains that he can’t get enough of other guys jocks, so daddy has him taste the jock he happens to have on! I never knew there were so many uses for an athletic supporter. You can support your little athletes with it or use it as a chew toy and/or ball gag. I’m sure if SexGaymes let me see the outtakes from this scene, I’d see them use it to clean up the mess they made on daddy