Poor Tommy. Even with all that ass slapping and crotch grabbing on the baseball field, he only got to third base. What’s a sexually frustrated player to do? Duh. He puts the bat and balls down and picks up his… well… bat and balls. Like most straight guys, Tommy is a little shy about showing his ass off, so he jerks off next to a mirror so you can check him out from multiple angles.
This month, we have Chaudes Vacances Avec Jordan Fox in our megafeed. Google translator tells me that’s “How many guys can Jordan get to choke on his dick while he’s on vacation?” in French. There are no subtitles, so you can only understand the cheesy dialogue if you speak French, but with a dick like Jordan’s do you really care what they’re saying anyway? Watch Jordan take a tour of some city I’m assuming is in Europe and its twink inhabitants.
Dirty Dawg brings us a novel approach to dental hygiene this week: Find yourself a furry man, Jack Holden, meet Jake Wetmore. Suck and lick him in naughty places. Jake demonstrates how to swallow a fat, hairy cock, while Jack shows us how to eat out a fuzzy ass. Use the hair that just got caught in your teeth to floss. (I’m assuming this is done off-camera.) Then use your fingers and that dick he just got nice and ready to pound the hell out of him until you give him a protein suppository. That last part doesn’t really have anything to do with your teeth. You’ll probably just be super horny after all the foreplay.
Here at men4men, we know tax day can be stressful. To soften the blow, TwinkTeen has sent us a video of young Alick getting stark raving naked and working that lovely fuckstick of his until it explodes like some sort of European cum geyser.
Dak Ramsey doesn’t technically start out this scene making sexual advances. That big ass Francois Sagat dildo in his hands is getting all the action until we’re sure that Martin Mazza likes having something up his ass first. And holy shit, does Martin seem to like it. Once Dak knows that Martin won’t call in a complaint to this garage’s HR department, he decides to use flesh instead of polyure-whatever while Justin Christopher punches his purple clown and watches.
If there’s one thing I (and probably Jake Cruise) like, it’s a guy who enjoys getting a blowjob. Enter Scotty Dean. At least he enters Jake’s mouth in this video. Jake tongues and teases Scotty before lubing his dick up and stroking until he squirts into Jake’s mouth.
Cocksure Men brings us a great movie to watch with that trick you just picked up from the bar or one of those part-time husband sites. Brenden Cage and Tate Ryder don’t do anything wild or crazy in this video. They just make out, blow, and fuck the hell out of each other. They do, however, provide a sort of a porn star commentary. Quentin Tarantino could take lessons.
Erik Rhodes must have greased more than some palms at Falcon TV this week. Not only do they provide three big dicked guys, but they provide three big dicked guys who let Erik pretty much do whatever he wants to them. He assaults their asses with hot wax and dildos before assaulting his tonsils and prostate with their cocks.
Tribal Twinks shows us yet another reason why conservatives hate Obamacare. Freddy examines Christian and decides that those clothes just have to come off. They ignore all those medical instruments on the walls and decide that their mouths and tongues are much better for diagnosing whatever they were supposed to be diagnosing. After checking each other’s temperatures using their dicks as thermometers, the boys decide to just perform a cum extraction on each other and bill the government. Socialism was never so hot!
High Octane brings us a story of… well… I really can’t figure out what the story is beyond a stripper deciding that it’s way more fun to get greased up and work it on two poles than just one. As an added bonus, Some guy gets a blowjob for no apparent reason. I totally need to go to the strip clubs in Europe more often.