Chapter One: Kabugi Knights
When in the course of Galactic events it became necessary to facilitate the sexual unions that establish treaties between worlds, the Prime Minister was often obliged to dispatch an elite corps of warrior diplomats. Specialists in decorum, protocol and lovemaking techniques, these geisha-commando envoys had many exotic physical and telepathic talents and followed a strict tantric code. Their sexual and psionic prowess was matched only by their mastery of laser fans. They were … the Kabugi Knights!
Their job was always the same, muttered O’BenWa Bendover, Kabugi learner, as he adjusted his kimono and checked his makeup one last time. Their ship was approaching the planet Nibble and an orbiting ship that held the Nimrodian representatives.
“It will be the same as always, master.” The Kabugi learner turned to face his teacher, an older and more seasoned Knight of Kabugi. He scolded his apprentice.