FalconTV brings us this story of how sometimes guys can want different things. Roman Heart is lighting candles and pouring champagne for his lover Leo Giamani. While Leo acts all moved by the romantic gestures, we all know that what he’s really looking for is a fuckin’ hole. Roman was probably a little miffed that he didn’t get flowers or something like that, but that doesn’t stop him from stripping his lover stark raving naked and servicing his cock and balls. Leo gets all sudsy and returns the favor before plunging his manaconda into Roman’s ass. Roman isn’t one to complain, and he even rides Leo for a while since I can tell you that sometimes it’s fun to be the kind of top that just lies there. Both guys unload their loads onto Roman’s chest before Leo kisses the back of his lover’s neck before presumably rolling over and falling asleep immediately
This month, we have Chaudes Vacances Avec Jordan Fox in our megafeed. Google translator tells me that’s “How many guys can Jordan get to choke on his dick while he’s on vacation?” in French. There are no subtitles, so you can only understand the cheesy dialogue if you speak French, but with a dick like Jordan’s do you really care what they’re saying anyway? Watch Jordan take a tour of some city I’m assuming is in Europe and its twink inhabitants.
Dirty Dawg brings us a novel approach to dental hygiene this week: Find yourself a furry man, Jack Holden, meet Jake Wetmore. Suck and lick him in naughty places. Jake demonstrates how to swallow a fat, hairy cock, while Jack shows us how to eat out a fuzzy ass. Use the hair that just got caught in your teeth to floss. (I’m assuming this is done off-camera.) Then use your fingers and that dick he just got nice and ready to pound the hell out of him until you give him a protein suppository. That last part doesn’t really have anything to do with your teeth. You’ll probably just be super horny after all the foreplay.
Dak Ramsey doesn’t technically start out this scene making sexual advances. That big ass Francois Sagat dildo in his hands is getting all the action until we’re sure that Martin Mazza likes having something up his ass first. And holy shit, does Martin seem to like it. Once Dak knows that Martin won’t call in a complaint to this garage’s HR department, he decides to use flesh instead of polyure-whatever while Justin Christopher punches his purple clown and watches.
Cocksure Men brings us a great movie to watch with that trick you just picked up from the bar or one of those part-time husband sites. Brenden Cage and Tate Ryder don’t do anything wild or crazy in this video. They just make out, blow, and fuck the hell out of each other. They do, however, provide a sort of a porn star commentary. Quentin Tarantino could take lessons.