I’m not sure if it was the fact that the two guys blowing each other are really hot, the guy who jerks off watching the first two mess like that’s completely normal on this farm, or the guy who’s been watching from inside the barn and who joins in like that’s completely normal on this farm, but this scene from SexGaymes made me set a personal record for the day, and it’s only 4 in the afternoon! In sad news, I’m pretty sure I’ll only be able to produce a cloud of dust later on this evening. I’m paying for dinner, so my date will live.
Sometimes, no words need to be exchanged… Well… a few, like “lick my balls” and “ride my cock”, but nothing before the clothes come off. Meet Parker Williams and Tony Masala. The narrator wishes he could see these two mess around, and apparently has one hell of a fairy godmother. Tony tells Parker that he’s a powerbottom with a massive cock by groping his chest, and Parker shows his interest by shoving Tony’s head onto his cock for a taste test before testing Tony’s flexibility in a couple different positions. Just so nobody sues me that position they do towards the end where Tony’s folded up like he’s about to be stuffed in an envelope can fuck up your neck. Just leave it to the professionals at Falcon TV
While On The Hunt does pride itself in bringing in super hot amateur talent, it also likes to bring professionals into the mix. Judging by the fact that he has one hand down his pants for the first half of this scene, Tommy the camera guy likes watching Gerardo and Gabriel fool around. When he realizes that porn bylaws state that the biggest dick in a scene has to get sucked and he has about an inch on both these guys, he takes one for the team and pulls his dick out so Gabriel, who hasn’t fucked in a week, can blow him while getting probed by Gerardo, who had sex three days ago, but it was with his girlfriend, so it didn’t really count.
Jake Cruise continues to reinvent himself and his website. This week, instead of just being like “Hey. I’m gonna be molesting this guy” he has Brad Kalvo and Doug Acre do one of those cheesy porn scenes where they pretend like they’re going to do something more innocent for all of thirty seconds. Doug pulled a muscle at the meet, and we’re supposed to believe that Coach Brad wears a singlet to the meets himself and has a bedroom in his office. Doug is supposed to believe that Coach’s massage technique involves kissing the back of his neck. We get an obligatory “What are you doing?!?” out of Doug before he realizes two things: One, it’s pretty fucking obvious what Brad’s doing, and two, he really doesn’t mind.
So I have a pretty major bone to pick with Cocksure Men this week. While John Magnum and Ayden Marx both look adorable fooling around, they strip and blow each other with such ferocity that it took me two hours (and about seven loads) to get decent screen shots, and that was just the oral! Fortunately, Ayden gives my poor hands a break and takes his time eating John’s ass, but then he fucks the living daylights out of him like some kind of jackrabbit that’s all amped up on Mountain Dew. My suggestion to Jake Cruise: if you’re going to have the stars suck and fuck like that, can you please include some slow motion sequences or something when they’re making the cute faces? Thanks.
I would like everyone to meet Jeremy Hall. He is a young entrepeneur who has not only discovered that he can make decent money doing porn, but that bottoms with big dicks pretty much throw themselves at him and his website! This week he wastes little time in yanking Austin’s shorts off and performing a number of indecent (but really hot!) acts on him. A warning to those of you living with someone: Austin’s pretty loud. You might want to turn the volume down if you aren’t home alone. Or up if your roommate’s hot and you guys get down like that.