In high school, history classes were usually painfully boring lectures about how we lost the War of Northern Aggression, which was typically met with me daydreaming about my hot gym teacher. This usually meant me failing the test and running out of class hiding a massive erection behind my Lisa Frank trapper keeper.
Thankfully, someone made Bangable Dudes in History, a blog that can catch you up on the best side of history (i.e. who’s hot and most interesting). BDiH gives you everything a good history lesson needs, a hot man (or woman), a little known fact, and a laugh. Not to mention that each subject’s bangability is analyzed via a color-coded pie chart constructed using fun facts about each dreamboat.
My high school teachers could have taken some notes from this blog. Perhaps then I could have put my raging hormones to a more constructive use. For example, had I known that Ernest Hemingway (above left) was a hot Active Duty-looking, booze-slamming, running-with-the-bulls-crazy asshole; I might have read the damned Old Man and the Sea!
Alas, all I can do is fill in some of the blanks left by my shitty southern public school education with Bangable Dudes in History.
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