I’m not sure if it was the fact that the two guys blowing each other are really hot, the guy who jerks off watching the first two mess like that’s completely normal on this farm, or the guy who’s been watching from inside the barn and who joins in like that’s completely normal on this farm, but this scene from SexGaymes made me set a personal record for the day, and it’s only 4 in the afternoon! In sad news, I’m pretty sure I’ll only be able to produce a cloud of dust later on this evening. I’m paying for dinner, so my date will live.
So I have a pretty major bone to pick with Cocksure Men this week. While John Magnum and Ayden Marx both look adorable fooling around, they strip and blow each other with such ferocity that it took me two hours (and about seven loads) to get decent screen shots, and that was just the oral! Fortunately, Ayden gives my poor hands a break and takes his time eating John’s ass, but then he fucks the living daylights out of him like some kind of jackrabbit that’s all amped up on Mountain Dew. My suggestion to Jake Cruise: if you’re going to have the stars suck and fuck like that, can you please include some slow motion sequences or something when they’re making the cute faces? Thanks.
I know you were probably expecting some kind of lyric poetry here, but my idea of a poem is something like “Roses are red. Violets get plucked. I’ve got a fat cock, so come over here and get fucked.” Anyway, our daddyish ginger of a football player decides that he’s tired of one of his teammates wearing everyone else’s jock straps when they aren’t looking and leaves one of his hanging on a locker as a sort of penis fly trap. Sure enough, a studly latino guy shows up and takes the bait. Who says you can’t have brains and brawn? The culprit explains that he can’t get enough of other guys jocks, so daddy has him taste the jock he happens to have on! I never knew there were so many uses for an athletic supporter. You can support your little athletes with it or use it as a chew toy and/or ball gag. I’m sure if SexGaymes let me see the outtakes from this scene, I’d see them use it to clean up the mess they made on daddy
Roman Heart is worried about his missing boyfriend. When he calls the cops, they send Trey Casteel and Kane O’Farrel to take the report. They act interested in the report long enough to suggest giving Roman a cavity search to speed up the investigation. By the end of the scene, they have narrowed the list of possible locations down by eliminating Roman’s mouth and ass as possible hiding spots. I need to know where this was filmed so I can move there and report missing valuables all day long on my days off or something. “911? Yes. Can you help me find my car keys?” This week’s abuse of emergency resources brought to you by Falcon TV!
Tattooed hunk Bo Dean starts this scene off thinking he’s going to get a little manual stimulation action in on his break. His furry coworker Heath Jordan observes, but upon checking his union rulebook sees that any dick over eight inches must be handled by two people. Sorry, Bo. Rules are rules. Not only does Heath handle Bo’s dick, he puts in overtime by playing with, sucking, and riding it. These stills don’t do justice to the way Heath assaults Bo’s cock. This is a must for anyone who appreciates super aggressive cock sucking! Thanks for picking this scene from the movie Blue Collar on the Rear Stable channel out, Beaux! Never in my life have I wanted to be a pallet of cardboard boxes so badly!